name:  neil mooney age: 19 pronouns: he/him gender: male  race/ethnicity:   white (irish-american) orientation:   bisexual but give him a few months  birthday: july 20th ______________________________________________ when neil mooney was born, his parents names him after none other than neil armstrong, the daring, ambitious man to first step foot on the moon. unfourtunately, he hasn't exactly been living up to his namesake. in fact, he's a burnt out 19-year-old college student who's currently attending hubble university for a useless computer science degree that he doesn't even want. he's very pessimistic, nihilistic, and an overall cynic. he also has a very warped idea about how the world and its inhabibtants function. his perception of himself isn't much better, and he has some... unsavory ways of dealing with that. but one fateful night, neil has a strange dream where he meets an even stranger girl. unbeknownst to him, this girl will change his entire universe, for better or for worse... he likes weezer, kikuo, the sims 4, doomscrolling on twitter, [REDACTED], spaghetti, and sleeping. he hates winter, ice, cloudy days, his college, his dormmate, most other people, and himself. he has autism, adhd, depression, schizophrenia, and ptsd. he also has a birthmark on his right cheek.

--- honestly, i think apollo should smite me or something.